zombiesrunfeels: themadmanandthebluebox: UPDATE FOR ZOMBIES, RUN IS AVAILABLE! BRB GOING WALKING! JACK AND EUGENE HERE I COME! It’s only for ios though. Don’t get excited android users. Though I’m sure your update will be v soon!
Aziraphale adores cooking, but he's possibly the...
goodomensheadcanons: He has the habit of getting distracted while to make dinner and ending up with some kind of hideous Franken-concoction. Crowley, on the other hand, is actually quite talented at it. (Submitted by: bodiekay)
ihopebarackobama: I hope that Barack Obama watches the Hunger Games and doesn’t get a heart attack and spray popcorn everywhere when the muttations leap out of the forest.
There is no such thing as a standard, run-of-the-mill human being but we all...– Stephan Hawking (Paralympic Opening Ceremony)
Oh God no. Little Martin? Can you imagine that? He wouldn’t be allowed anyway,...– Benedict’s response to the question “Did Martin Freeman join you [skydiving in New Zealand]?” (x) These two should make a comedy show together. I’d watch it. (via deareje)
a-tay-crowlor: semblanceofnormality: in all my life, I have never encountered such an astounding act of trolling as the time I spent an hour and a half downloading what I thought was a Good Omens fanmix and then discovering that it was a Best of Queen album. whoever did that is my hero
Ask the Woman in Pink
askthewomaninpink: I don’t really have “lazy” days. Working in the media is a demanding job. But if I have a little extra time, I like to stay in shape by going for a nice jog.
I'm gonna start screaming, "OEDIPUS!" instead of...
miikan: jakenglishsexual: ahabschesthairs: grownupgardengnostic: …wait whats the joke? have you ever read oedipus rex? its a greek tradgedy. He was the FIRST motherfucker. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHGUDHACFarfsfgjsdkf literature jokes high 5
I will love you as a thief loves a gallery and as a crow loves a murder, as a...– Lemony Snicket, The Beatrice Letters (via captainss)